Yippee Ki-YAY Jobs

Y is for… Yard Teacher!

If you’ve ever read Sideways Stories from Wayside School, you’re undoubtedly familiar with Louis the Yard Teacher.

But, have you ever wondered what, exactly, a Yard Teacher does?

As Louis Sachar, who wrote Sideways Stories explains in a profile on the Scholastic Books website:

“After he was at the school for a while, he was asked to be the Noon Time Supervisor. It was his job to watch over the kids during lunch. Sachar played games with the kids who all called him ‘Louis, the Yard Teacher.'”

So, basically, a Yard Teacher is a supervisor or teacher’s aide, who makes sure the kids playing at lunch time or recess aren’t getting into trouble or hurting themselves or each other.

If being a Yard Teacher is anything like Sachar describes in Sideways Stories, this sounds like a pretty cool career indeed.

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More Yay-Inducing Jobs That Start With Y

  • Yacht Builder
  • Yarn Maker
  • Yeast Culture Developer
  • Young Adult (YA) Librarian

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eXceptional, eXcellent, eXciting Jobs

X is for… Xylophonist!

There aren’t a whole lot of jobs in the world that start with X (particularly without referencing name brands, such as “Xerox Operator/Salesperson”), but one of the most interesting is Xylophonist.

Xylophonists are percussionists that specialize in playing the xylophone. The xylophone, as you may already know, is an instrument made of wooden bars hit with mallets to produce sound. Xylophones are also related to the marimba, balafon, semantron, and metallophones like the glockenspiel and vibraphone. Different types of xylophones can also be found in gamelan ensembles, found in Indonesia.

Here’s a video of “The World’s Greatest Xylophonist,” Teddy Brown:

Of course, there are many other xylophonists in the world today! One of them is Evelyn Glennie, who bills herself as “the world’s premier solo percussionist.” According to Glennie’s TED biography:

“The Grammy-winning percussionist and composer became almost completely deaf by the age of 12, but her hearing loss brought her a deeper understanding of and connection to the music she loves. She’s the subject of the documentary Touch the Sound, which explores this unconventional and intriguing approach to percussion.”

You should definitely check out Glennie’s TED Talk, “How to Truly Listen.”

Further Reading

More eXciting Jobs That Start With X

  • Xenobiologist
  • Xeriscapist
  • XML Specialist
  • X-Ray Specs Dealer (aka Joke Shop Owner/Gag Gift Salesperson)
  • X-Ray Technologist
  • Xylologist

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Wonderful, Wacky, Wild Jobs

W is for… Wedding Singer!

If you’ve ever seen The Wedding Singer, you’ve probably wondered “Do people really do that for a living?”

The answer is yes!

Wedding singers are musicians. Sometimes they work solo, but more frequently they work with bands, and may also play an instrument of their own.

My mother used to be an organist and wedding singer for people who were married in a traditional Catholic church ceremony. She played the organ and sang songs chosen by the couple, at various points in the church service, to help them make their special day unique.

Granted, this was back in the 1980s and 1990s, so these songs may seem dated, but I remember her practicing these wedding standards in our living room with happy couples:

Along with, of course, Mendelssohn’s Wedding March, “Here Comes the Bride,” and Pachelbel’s Canon.

Normally wedding singers entertain a post-church crowd at wedding receptions (which are like after-parties). As Rachel Anne Warren says in her piece for The Billfold:

“If you request a list of all sad, sappy songs that pull on your heartstrings like lepers, we’ll probably encourage you to let us steer the ship straight into the party zone. The party zone is, of course, that other-worldly place where you forget you own a cellular phone because faces are melting, booties are shaking, and souls are burning with the flames of life.”

Being a wedding singer these days is all about keeping the party rolling, encouraging audience participation, and singing crowd favorites. Depending on the style of music that the married couple prefers, wedding singers will belt out popular tunes of today (or yesteryear), and do their best to keep everybody dancing, clapping, and singing along.

If leading a perpetual party sounds like your kind of job, then maybe becoming a wedding singer is the job for you!

Further Reading

Related Films

More Wonderful Jobs That Start With W

  • Watch Repair(wo)man
  • Water Quality Tester
  • Weather(wo)man – aka Meteorologist
  • Weaver
  • Wedding Consultant
  • Wedding Singer
  • Welder
  • Wildlife Agent
  • Woodworker
  • Wrecking Supervisor
  • Writer

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