Cool Job of the Week: Panda Nanny

What’s the coolest job in the world this week? Hands down, it has to be PANDA NANNY.

Get paid $32,000 to cuddle cute pandas all day long? YES, PLEASE!

China apparently hires official Panda Nannies at the Giant Panda Protection and Research Center, whose sole job is “Spending 365 days with the pandas and sharing in their joys and sorrows.”

Do pandas have sorrows? Is there anything that cannot be solved by hugging a panda?

These are the kinds of questions that only a Panda Nanny can answer!

Okay, okay: you also have to feed and clean the pandas, not just cuddle with them. But you’re also supposed to play with them, which is adorable, as this video shows:

If you’re not sure whether you’re up to the task, you can also volunteer to cuddle pandas for a week! Volunteers ages 18 to 50 are welcome to apply, and food and hostel accommodations are provided. You have to pay for your own flight to China, however, so start saving your pennies.

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Friday Fun: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum

Complementing our Cool Job of the Week (Pirate?!), this week’s Friday Fun is all about the pirate’s drink (and phrase) of choice: “Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum”!

First of all, please do not misconstrue posting this song as my endorsement of drinking (underage or otherwise). As you may note from the lyrics, included in this video, the song is actually more about the bloodthirsty, golddigging manner of pirates under the influence. And, as noted in my Cool Job of the Week post, I much prefer those who battle pirates to the pirates themselves. Scurvy scalawags indeed, those rum-soaked pirates!

But, in honor of “Talk Like A Pirate Day,” this tune is most popular this week, and thus is Jolly Rogering the airwaves here at Casa CoolJobs, at least for another two minutes and 45 seconds.

TGIF!

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Cool Job of the Week: Pirate?

Ahoy, mateys! Once again, ’tis that time o’ year, when the expression of choice is “Yarrr!” (or is it “Arrrr”?): it be Talk Like A Pirate Day!

While we can’t condone modern-day piracy – particularly in the form of stealing creative work such as ebooks, movies and music – we’re here to hoist the Jolly Roger on these scurvy scalawags and prepare to make ’em walk the plank.

First off, ye landlubber, what makes a pirate?

The dictionary definition is “a person who attacks and robs ships at sea.” These folks still exist, and are typically armed and dangerous, so if you’re up for a life of seafaring, you may have to contend with real pirates.

Additionally, modern-day pirates steal all manner of digital files. More akin to hackers than sailors, these digital pirates can be just as dangerous with a keyboard as the ocean-going marauders are with their machetes and machine guns – particularly since their crimes are often difficult to detect and hard to prosecute.

To “pirate” work means “to use or reproduce another’s work for profit without permission, usually in contravention of patent or copyright,” and digital piracy is rampant online. Indeed, it’s so common that some copyright experts say that if you don’t want your creative work stolen, you ought to keep it off of the Internet altogether! (Though, honestly, even that won’t help, now that anyone and everyone can snap a photo and upload a copy of ANYTHING in seconds.)

So what, exactly, does Talk Like A Pirate Day celebrate, when pirates are such rancid thieves and chumlords?

The piracy game is certainly not new, and it’s unlikely to ever go away. As the digital frontier continues to expand, however, this opens up interesting new careers for those who wish to fight piracy, from copyright protecting software developers to copyright lawyers to lawmakers who can increase (or decrease) protection for the original creators of various work. There’s also plenty of work for forensic accountants and digital detectives who can crack cases concerning stolen cash, plagiarism of copyrighted written or recorded work, and more online crimes that involve unlicensed reproductions or unauthorized performances – like any time a political figure uses a popular band’s song to rally his or her supporters, without getting the band’s permission first!

In short, pirates will always be the bad guys (particularly in terms of their terrible sentence construction!), but they also open unique doors for crime-fighters of different sorts.

So, what say ye? Ready to cast off and crack down on the pirates? Set a course for a law degree to best combat these vitamin-deficient dogs, and let’s send ’em back to Davy Jones’ locker in the briny deep!